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Ellen DeGeneres, this video is for you so listen up. My name is Laura Roeder. I am on Twitter as LKR and they call me the tweacher, that’s right sort of like a teacher. Okay I am believe it or not a professional Twitter expert. You probably didn’t know there was such a thing, did you Ellen? Well somebody has to do it and that somebody is me. I see you joined Twitter, you are doing a pretty good job, you’ve got 100,000 followers, you got the community involvement thing, you ask everybody to help you out that’s great. But I think there’s still a thing or two that you can learn about Twitter to be honest. I don’t think you are totally there yet. Do you know what a Twit ball is? Do you know what a hush tag is? Do you know about follow Friday? Or that thing on Tuesday where you find a new friend? Are you going to be at supper at South West, I mean all these things are key parts of being on Twitter and I just don’t know if you know about them? So here’s what I am proposing, Ellen you need me to be on your show to teach you about Twitter, to teach your audience about Twitter, to teach America about Twitter. I the tweacher and the woman to do it. So here’s the deal, I live in LA, low budget; you don’t even have to fly me anywhere, not that your show is low budget. I am just saying in the economy we are all looking for ways to pinch pennies. So my name is Laura, I want to be on your show. I am a Twitter expert. I was quoted in the LA Times as a Twitter expert. Believe it or not I want to teach you everything there is to know about Twitter. Ellen let’s do it!

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