The Utensil Method

Posted on April 1, 2009
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32 Responses to “The Utensil Method”

  1. Kelvin Kao
    Apr 01, 2009
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    Very useful advice. I believe this was how Food Channel started.

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  2. Jon Hu
    Apr 01, 2009
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    LOL. That kind of scared me.

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  3. Curtis
    Apr 01, 2009
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    I call dibs on the tenderizing hammer as my utensil. Nobody else better use it!


  4. Rob
    Apr 01, 2009
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    A kitchen utensil is going to do all that? Wow, sounds like a middle of the night infomercial to me-lol
    However I still have to go with APRIL FOOL’S!

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  5. Kimcooks4u
    Apr 01, 2009
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    Hmmm could be April Fool’s but….
    I’m an expert on The Pampered Chef Food Chopper so my dibs are on that!


  6. Phill
    Apr 01, 2009
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    Wow. This is totally awesome.


  7. Deb
    Apr 01, 2009
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    Wow – what killer advice! BAM! Okay okay I claim the SPATULA!!! Like Bill Murray in Stripes – I love the spatula! yeah yeah I’ll have my customers spending money with me every time they make a hamburger, or flip a pancake, or fry some eggs.

    @debworks


  8. Candice
    Apr 01, 2009
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    Hilarious! I claim the butcher knife and the title “The Butcher Knife Queen.”


  9. Sarah
    Apr 01, 2009
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    I claim the wine opener – that’s a kitchen utensil right? Think of all the winos that would be sending me their money!

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  10. seth caskey
    Apr 01, 2009
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    i’ll spin all the $ right out of your hands with a salad spinner. booyah!


  11. Cyantre
    Apr 01, 2009
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    This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.


  12. Michael
    Apr 01, 2009
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    Absolutely hilarious and very original. Perfect, April Fool’s fun.

    I claim the Steak Knife for all the thick juicy steaks I’ll be eating with everyone’s money they send me! lol

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  13. Jon Hu
    Apr 01, 2009
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    Not to double post, don’t think you can edit, I didn’t claim my utensil! Ummm… Tongs.


  14. Justyn
    Apr 01, 2009
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    I have a juicer that can squeeze the green right out of ya,lol

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  15. jaz
    Apr 01, 2009
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    I claim the spoon because that’s the utensil you’re always searching for the most.


  16. Amy
    Apr 01, 2009
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    Is a coffee cup a utensil? If so I’ll claim that…caffine and cash…can’t go wrong! ha ha

    -Amy


  17. holly hopper
    Apr 01, 2009
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    I soooo call the ice cream scooper! A pink one to be exact! Haaha great post!


  18. Casey McKinnon
    Apr 02, 2009
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    You are amazing… a can opener is great because you can then serve up a can of Whoop Ass! BOOYA!

    I’m more of a cake mixer kind of gal… old school mint blue ;)

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  19. Kevin Decker
    Apr 02, 2009
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    Fork! I claim the fork. Every time you take a bite of that leafy green salad you’ll be thinking about all the Benjamin lettuce you’re going to be sending me. With each bite of your dinner you’ll be savoring the fuel you’re feeding your body while you’re sending me fuel money for my speed boat, lear jet, and maseratti. Each time you lift a bite of that luscious dessert to your mouth you’ll be thinking about the cherry on top of my bank deposits each day. The fork, that’s the ticket. I claim the fork.


  20. Marie
    Apr 02, 2009
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    LOL!!! i freaking love Rowdy Roeder when she appears!! You are priceless. GREAT post – great vids – great stuff. I claim the lemon squeezer (oohh naughty) Love ya Laura!!!

    Marie’s last blog post..How to Turn Happiness Into Money


  21. Lain
    Apr 02, 2009
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    I call dibs on the potato ricer.


  22. miKE DIVERGILIO
    Apr 02, 2009
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    They egg beater is mine which I will use to whip my business into shape and then the money is all MINE. I LOVE the passion….BAM!


  23. Mike DiVergilio
    Apr 02, 2009
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    I changed my mind. I want the meat tendorizer, so i can smash this keyboard for not telling me my caps lock was on..:(


  24. Laura
    Apr 02, 2009
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    Everyone one of these comments has CRACKED ME UP! Thank you everyone! I think Lain made the best choice with the potato ricer.


  25. Scott
    Apr 03, 2009
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    I think you think you’re funnier than you are.


  26. Erik
    Apr 03, 2009
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    Bernie Madoff sez: “I swear by the sharpened spoon. Perfect for those bothersome prison yards.”


  27. Signature Kitchen Utensil Method. S.K.U.M. lol.


  28. I love your “I’m taking a great photo” face the best! You are too cute! Happy April Fools Day!


  29. @TheGIrlPie
    Apr 04, 2009
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    I was wondering about the stern face before the video started, then as soon as you said “suck the money” I realized it must be a gag for AFD a few days ago — charming and funny that you can do what the others DO do (“you’ll only learn this from me and you must do it!”) and it’s so NOT YOU that we all know it’s a joke ~ !

    LOVE your newsletters Laura, keep up the good works ~

    ~TheGirlPie


  30. Duane storey
    Apr 05, 2009
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    Hmm, I’m not even sure I own a kitchen utensil. Do pizza boxes work?


  31. julian
    Apr 30, 2009
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    I wish I could understand what she is saying. I am deaf and there are no subtitles. Is there a transcript somewhere?


  32. signal forex
    May 11, 2010
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    Hopefully we can find more throughout the future few weeks.



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